LMAO!

Domyouji Tsukasa from Hana Yori Dango is so hilarious. He's always making really bad puns and using the wrong vocabulary, which causes his F4 mates and Makino Tsukushi to look at him with a "huh?" expression on their faces.

*Domyouji and Makino are surnames*

Here are some examples of Domyouji's loveable quotes:

Domyouji: Hey Makino, why would you say that, my "sweat" honey
Makino: You mean sweet honey! You even suck at pronouncing English words
Domyouji: Stupid, English is just a bunch of words. who cares if you are strong or weak at it. Go read a book.
Makino: *sour face* There he goes again!

Domyouji: when I heard you were in the hospital I had to use my NBA to run to the hospital
Makino: NBA?
Domyouji: You know, genes! Genes!
Makino: Oh you mean DNA!

Makino: Maybe we should just get married.
Domyouji: Don't you think it's a 'nice idol'? (he means to say "idea")
Makino: What are you talking about?"
Domyouji: Thats not what I meant. Nice...I...I love you?"

Akira: How did it go yesterday,Tsukasa?
Tsukasa: Yesterday?
Soujiroh: Yeah!Yeah!.Wasn't your formal engagement dinner last night?
Tsukasa: Yuunou, I'm always capable and it wasn't last night.
Soujiroh: Hah!?
Tsukasa makes a really funny looking gesture: You Know?
Akira: His pun makes no sense, AND he thinks it's funny.
Soujiroh: He's truly an idiot.
Tsukasa: I worked some English into my pun, I'm a genius!
Tsukasa tries but fails to say Shakespeare
Tsukasa: I might even have a brain like ShakePeer.
Akira: Like Shakepeer?,Don't you think he's being really lame?
Soujiroh agrees: It hurt's just hearing it!
Tsukasa takes a girls magazine and yells:HEY! Shake! Shake! Shakepeer! Shake! ShakePEER! ShakePEER!
Akira: His pun makes no sense!

And his excuse for all of his bad pronounciation?

"Japanese/ English is just a bunch of words. Who cares if you are strong or weak at it."

And then my personal favorite that doesn't relate to this:

Domyouji (to Tsukushi's dad): Father.....Please marry me.
Tsukushi's father(with straight face, trying to hold back laughter): It'll be my pleasure.
Tsukushi(in loud whisper): You're supposed to ask for his daughter!!!
Domyouji (shocked and embarrassed look on face): Did I blow it?!
Tsukushi: Huh? You got it all wrong!
(Everyone laughs at Domyouji's mistake)
Tsukushi(giving Domyouji an amused look): Why would you want to marry my dad?



Unless you made these mistakes before in your life, you can't possibly suck more than Domyouji. xDDDDD

And in the movie, people suspect that because he spent time in New York, his Japanese got worse.